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Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.comBlogger312125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-89497815615239789332013-11-13T20:48:00.000+02:002013-11-13T21:10:54.846+02:00Vand telefon smartphone Vodafone Smart II ( Alcatel V860 )<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pret: 300 RON negociabil
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Vodafone Smart II este
numele de scena, modelul fiind Alcatel V860. Smartphone-ul este
functionabil 10/10, aspect 9/10, are root si instalat full recovery (se
pot instala usor alte custom ROM). Telefonul l-am decodat, se poate
folosi in orice retea, nu mai este personalizat pe Vodafone decat
inscriptia de pe fatada. Telefonul se poate customiza pe diferite culori
schimband back cover-ul. Gasiti pe net poze.<br />
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Caracteristici:<br />
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Lansare: 2012, Iunie<br />
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Display:<br />
Tip: TFT capacitive touchscreen<br />
Marime: 320 x 480 pixels, 3.2 inch<br />
Multitouch: Da (pana la 5 degete)<br />
Numar culori: 262144<br />
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Sunet:<br />
Speaker: Da<br />
Jack 3.5mm: Da<br />
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Memorie:<br />
Card: microSD, pana la 32gb (card de 2gb inclus)<br />
Interna: 1GB ROM, 512MB DDR5<br />
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Camera:<br />
Primara: 3.15 MP, 2048x1536 pixels, LED flash<br />
Altele: Geo-tagging<br />
Video: Da, VGA<br />
Secundara: N/A<br />
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Date:<br />
GPRS: Da<br />
EDGE: Da<br />
Viteza: HSDPA, 7.2 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps<br />
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi hotspot<br />
Bluetooth: Da v3.0 with A2DP<br />
USB: Da, microUSB v2.0<br />
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Caracteristici speciale:<br />
OS: Android Gingerbread v2.3.7<br />
Chipset: BCM21553<br />
CPU: 832 MHz ARMv6<br />
Senzori: Accelerometru, compas, proximitate<br />
Mesagerie: SMS(cu threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM<br />
Browser: HTML<br />
Radio: FM cu RDS<br />
GPS Integrat: Da<br />
A-GPS: Da<br />
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Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-52858507048017678092012-03-02T19:44:00.016+02:002013-10-21T19:41:14.547+03:00LG Optimus Sol E730 - o alegere buna<img src="http://s6.postimg.org/511ra9xld/Screen_Shot006.jpg" alt="xxxxxxxxoricexxxxxxxxxx" width="520" height="209">
Cu resursele pe care le ofera si cu display-ul Ultra AMOLED de 3.8 inch, la pretul cerut de piata, consider ca este un telefon de top, accesibil amatorilor de gadgeturi.<br />
Telefonul are la baza un sistem de operare Android Gingerbread 2.3.4, grosimea sa este de 9.8 milimetri, procesor Scorpion de 1 GHz pe un chipset Qualcomm MSMS8255 Snapdragon si Adreno 205 GPU, 512 MB RAM, suport Flash 10.1, o camera foto de 5 megapixeli dar fara LED cu auto-focus si auto-shuttering si o camera secundara VGA, Radio FM, DLNA, Wi-Fi, si Bluetooth 3.0. Pachetul contine: telefonul, charger, cablu USB, casti, instructiuni de folosire si garantie.
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Pretul cu care l-am achizitionat este de 750 lei. Telefonul are o autonomie mare în ciuda faptului că se luptă cu lumina puternică, și asta mulțumită unui sistem special de management al energiei. Acesta face o economie de până la 30% în momentul în care telefonul nu este folosit, fără a fi nevoie sa fie oprit. Autonomie mare a bateriei sa nu credeti ca tine o saptamana. Maxim cat m-a tinut este 2 zile si jumatate. Dar reincarcarea completa dureaza destul de putin, aproximativ 2 ore si jumatate. Depinde si de sursa de incarcare (charger sau cablu USB).<br />
Telefonul este relativ nou, a fost scos pe piata prin septembrie anul trecut. Are sistem de operare Android v2.3 (Gingerbread), iar procesorul de 1 GHz ARMv7 si cei 512 MB RAM fac ca orice aplicatie sau joc sa ruleze fara probleme. Nu mi-a agatat nici un joc pe care l-am instalat indiferent de resursele pe care le cere.<br />
Caracteristicile tehnice spun totul, ce as vrea sa evidentiez este faptul ca telefonul suporta Flash Player. Am dorit asta sa nu mai am probleme cu vizionarea formatelor video folosite pe siteurile web. Cu Flash Player si Dolphin Browser® HD pot viziona cursiv serialele de pe siteul vplay.ro, streaming video, transmisiuni TV si chiar jocuri flash. Daca as avea ceva de obiectat acestui telefon, este camera. Camera, chiar daca este de 5 megapixeli, nu face poze deosebite si la fel si video, chiar daca filmeaza in format HD ready (720p) rezultatul nu este cel asteptat. Are nevoie de multa lumina pentru a iesi ceva satisfacator.<br />
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Pentru ca consumul sistemului de operare este destul de optimizat, pentru a mari autonomia acumulatorului, nu folosesc aplicatii de genul Task Killer. Consider ca aplicatia in sine care ruleaza in permanenta consuma mai mult decat ar economisi oprind celelalte aplicatii care ruleaza in background si care oricum se pornesc iar.<br />
Dupa cum se vede in screenshot, folosesc doua widgeturi, Data Enabler si WiFi on/off, pe care le utilizez printr-un singur tap de cate ori am nevoie. Din cand in cand mai rulez si Memory Booster Lite pentru a curata memoria.<br />
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<b>General</b><br />
Retea 2G GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900<br />
Retea 3G HSDPA 900 / 2100<br />
Anul aparitei 2011,Septembrie<br />
Dimensiuni 122.5 x 62.5 x 9.8 mm<br />
Greutate 110g<br />
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<b>Ecran</b><br />
Tip Ultra AMOLED capacitiv touchscreen, 16M culori<br />
Dimensiune 480 x 800 pixeli, 3.8 inci<br />
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Altele <br />
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- Accelerometru senzor pentru auto-rotate<br />
- Senzor de proximitate<br />
- Multi-touch<br />
- Controale touch sensitive<br />
- Optimus UI 2.0<br />
-Gorilla Glass<br />
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<b>Tonuri de apel</b><br />
Tip Vibratii,Mp3<br />
Personalizare Da<br />
Vibratii Da<br />
Jack 3,5mm<br />
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<b>Memorie</b><br />
Agenda telefonica Da<br />
Registru apeluri Da<br />
Memorie interna 2 GB ROM (1GB valabili), 512 MB RAM<br />
Slot card de memorie microSD pana la 32GB<br />
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<b>Transfer de date</b><br />
GPRS Da<br />
HSCSD Nu<br />
EDGE Da<br />
3G HSDPA, 7.2 Mbps; HSUPA, 2.9 Mbps<br />
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot, DLNA<br />
Bluetooth Da, v3.0 cu A2DP<br />
Port infrarosu Da<br />
USB Da, microUSB v2.0<br />
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<b>Camera</b><br />
Primara 5 MP, 2592х1944 pixeli, autofocus<br />
Geo-tagging, face detection<br />
Video Da, 720p@30fps<br />
Secundara Da, VGA<br />
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<b>Functii</b><br />
Sistem operare Android OS, v2.3 (Gingerbread)<br />
Procesor 1 GHz ARMv7 processor, Adreno 205 GPU, Qualcomm MSM8255 Snapdragon chipset<br />
Mesaje SMS, MMS, Email, Push Email, IM<br />
Browser WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML<br />
Jocuri Da<br />
GPS Da cu A-GPS<br />
Radio Da,Radio FM<br />
Java Da<br />
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<b>Alte functii </b> <br />
- Integrare retele sociale<br />
- Busola digitala<br />
- Google Search, Maps, Gmail<br />
- YouTube, Google Talk<br />
- MP4/DivX/Xvid/H.264/H.263/WMV<br />
- MP3/WAV/WMA/eAAC+<br />
- Vizualizator documente<br />
- Organizator<br />
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<b>Acumulator</b><br />
Tip Baterie standard, Li-Ion 1500 mAh<br />
In asteptare Pana la 100 ore<br />
In vorbire Pana la 4 ore
Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-9737860380446857082012-01-30T14:40:00.021+02:002013-10-21T19:49:44.751+03:00Merge instalat flash player pe telefonul Samsung Galaxy Mini S5570<img src="http://s6.postimg.org/ef7ou2dsh/Screen_Shot001.jpg" alt="xxxxxxxxoricexxxxxxxxxx" width="520" height="209">
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<b>Yes, it's working!</b> Dupa o luna de incercari tot felul de metode de a instala flash player pe telefonul Samsung Galaxy Mini S5570, pot spune ca am reusit. Aplicatia flash player lucreaza atat nativ (aplicatii flash instalate in telefon) cat si in browsere (online). Nu sunt un specialist in telefoanele cu sistem de operare android ci doar un tip perseverent dispus sa isi manance zilele cu tot felul de provocari in domeniul gadget si aplicatii. Pentru telefonul Samsung Galaxy Mini S5570 aplicatia flash player nu este un "must have", dar simplu fapt ca nu se poate folosi flashul pe pe el m-a determinat sa il pun. Am fost dispus sa instalez si un alt flash pe telefon doar ca flash player sa functioneze. Deocamdata nu exista un flash custom rom pentru acest telefon care sa functioneze in totalitate (sau nu am gasit eu). <br />
<a href="http://i.lulzimg.com/385bbbf9e7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="351" src="http://s6.postimg.org/zft518rwx/Samsung_Galaxy_M_4da4e6c25ecaa.jpg" width="450" /></a>Eventual verificati si voi si testati sa flash-uiti unul din rom-urile de aici: <a href="http://forum.xda-developers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1314">http://forum.xda-developers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1314</a> .Cu toate ca unele se lauda ca aduc imbunatatiri la sistemul de operare (majoritatea care sa reduca consumul bateriei) nici unul nu ofera garantii ca vor functiona toate aplicatiile. Am cautat aceste rom-uri in ideea ca odata optimizate resursele sistemului de operare ale telefonului se vor putea aloca resurse si pentru instalarea si functionarea flash player-ului (care se stie ca mananca foarte multe resurse din sistemul de operare).<br />
De ce zic ca flash player nu este un "must have" este pentru faptul ca vizionarea formatelor video in format flash de pe internet rulate pe telefon se pot folosi foarte simplu doua browsere:<br />
1. <b>Skyfire Web Browser 4.0</b> . SkyFire este un browser de internet complet care pe langa ca reda fisierele video non-flash, comprima continutul <b>video</b> in format flash si il reda astfel ca vizionarea sa fie cursiva si placuta. Nu sunt convins dar cred ca browserul preia tot continutul paginilor si il emuleaza in HTML5 care are flash incorporat. Intervin doua probleme aici: <br />
- daca doriti sa il instalati din Android Market raspunsul este ca telefonul dumneavoastra este incompatibil cu aplicatia. (raspunsul este tocmai din cauza ca acest browser ar necesita mai mule resurse alocate). <br />
- pentru alte postari cu continut flash (banner, publicitate, poze, jocuri, chat...) acesta nu le va putea reda.<br />
P.S. Sa nu uit sa va spun ca odata ce este realizata compresia datelor in browser, vizualizarea acestora va implica un trafic de date mai mic (pentru 3G) si un consum al bateriei mai mic (capacitate a acumulatorului care oricum lasa de dorit)<br />
<b>Specificatii:</b> <br />
Skyfire is a smart browser for your Android device. Skyfire Browser makes your mobile web experience richer, smarter and more fun.<br />
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Welcome to the first mobile browser for the Social Networking Generation.<br />
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Features:<br />
• Flash Video<br />
• User Agent Switching<br />
• Facebook QuickView<br />
• Fireplace Feed Reader<br />
• Popular Pages<br />
• Related Ideas<br />
• Skyfire OneTouch Search<br />
• Facebook Like Button<br />
• Twitter Integration<br />
• Sports, News & Finance Buttons<br />
• Google Reader<br />
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Skyfire enables users to play millions of flash videos from the web that otherwise do not play or play poorly on mobiles. Unlock the content trapped behind those flash error messages when Skyfire transcodes videos into HTML5 on our servers and delivers a smart video stream to your mobile.<br />
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Skyfire also makes browsing more social. Easy access to Facebook and Twitter news feeds, profiles, friends, inbox, events and places. Find popular pages your friends have shared based on the sites you are visiting. Explore related ideas to the pages you browse. And see more from your searches with video and social results.<br />
Aici aveti si un filmulet care confirma, dar pentru versiunea Skyfire Web Browser 3.0.<br />
<object height="274" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cP15ZDr_OtI?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param>
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Deci, nu tineti cont de raspunsul celor de la Android Market si instalati-l. Aplicatia este gratuita, iar daca nu gasiti alte versiuni pe net, incercati sa o descarcati de <a href="http://www.2shared.com/file/zJeozolM/comskyfirebrowserv403.html">aici</a>. <br />
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2. <b>Puffin Web Browser</b>. Acest browser va permite sa vizualizati orice cu conditia sa aveti sistemul superoptimizat ( sa nu lucreze aplicatii background care sa va pape resurse). La fel ca si SkyFire Browser, in Android Market nu o sa va lase sa il instalati din cauza ca telefonul este "incompatibil". Fortati instalarea si va fi ok. Sa fortati inseamna sa instalati din alte surse. Aplicatia o gasiti pe net. Eventual aici <a href="http://hotfile.com/dl/138209106/cdc85b2/Puffin.Web.Browser.1.6.2862.Android.rar.html?lang=ro">http://hotfile.com/dl/138209106/cdc85b2/Puffin.Web.Browser.1.6.2862.Android.rar.html?lang=ro</a> . Incercati sa gasiti versiuni mai noi probabil mai optimizate. <br />
<b>Specificatii: </b><br />
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<li>Suporta formarul flash atat pentru widgeturi cat si pentru video/audio streaming</li>
<li>Se pot deschide mai multe tab-uri</li>
<li>Se poate naviga in mod mobile si desktop</li>
<li>Prezinta functia Bug report</li>
<li>Se pot sterge cache, cookies si hystory</li>
<li>Incarca paginile foarte rapid</li>
<li>Prezinta sugestii URL</li>
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Un filmulet orientativ aveti aici:<br />
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<object height="355" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JyCdX5LwN3g?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param>
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Am prezentat doua versiuni de a te bucura (cat de cat) de posibilitatea de a accesa fisiere care necesita flash player pentru redare. Bineinteles ca niciuna nu va fi satisfacatoare din cauza resurselor (vezi procesorul telefonului model ARMv6 care la frecventa de 600MHz nu suporta accesarea acestora). <br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">De aceea iti recomand sa faci urmatorii pasi:</span></b><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">1. Fa root la telefon</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">2. Upgradeaza sistemul de operare la Android 2.3.4 Gingerbread (foloseste simplu Samsung Kies si acesta va face totul pentru tine )</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">3.Instaleaza RooT Explorer</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">4.Instaleaza un Task Killer (sa inchida toate aplicatiile din background care iti mananca resursele)</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">5.Instaleaza aplicatia Flash_Player_Galaxy_Mini pentru ARMv6 de aici <a href="http://www.2shared.com/file/bc9YIyui/Flash_Player_Galaxy_Mini___nee.html">Flash_Player_Galaxy_Mini</a> . <b>Atentie! Nu deschide aplicatia.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">6.Cu ajutorul aplicatiei RooT Explrer copiati aceste <a href="http://www.2shared.com/file/mwaDx9Uv/Files_for_Flash_Player_Galaxy_.html">fisiere</a> in directorul root al telefonului de la adresa .../data/data/com.adobe.flashplayer/lib/</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">7.Eventual restartati, optimizati (goliti memoria si aplicatiile ce ruleaza in background) ... si va bucurati de tot ceea ce ofera Adobe Flash Player.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Puteti verifica daca telefonul dumneavoastra are instalat si lucreaza flash player la una din adresele:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://flashbuilder.eu/flash-player-version.html">http://flashbuilder.eu/flash-player-version.html</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sau</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://duber.com/LetsTalk/playerCheck.html">http://duber.com/LetsTalk/playerCheck.html</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Am facut o aplicatie de android cu un chat a lui fii-mea de pe siteul <a href="http://xat.com/copilarii">http://xat.com/copilarii</a> sau <a href="http://erika.wall.fm/">http://erika.wall.fm/</a> . Este o aplicatie clasica android cu extensie .apk , care este necesita flash player. Ea functioneaza perfect. Cu ea puteti sa va verificati si daca ati reusit sa instalati flash player in telefonul dvs. Puteti sa o descarcati de <a href="http://www.2shared.com/file/SB3-gBxX/Erika_Chat.html">aici</a>.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Alte teste le puteti face ruland un joc flash de pe <a href="http://www.miniclip.com/games/ro/">http://www.miniclip.com/games/ro/</a> , sau viziona live streamingul de pe <a href="http://www.antena3.ro/">http://www.antena3.ro/</a> , filmulete de pe <a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/">http://www.trilulilu.ro/</a> sau de pe <a href="http://www.220.ro/">http://www.220.ro/</a></span><br />
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Concluzia este ca se poate orice pe telefonul Samsung Galaxy Mini S5570. Doar sa insistati. In functie de cat este de solicitat procesrul si de plina memoria RAM asa este si redarea aplicatiilor. O alta grija pe care trebuie sa o aveti este dupa ce ati instalat aplicatia flash player. Deschizand-o aveti la Flash Player Settings niste optiuni de genul "Local Storage" unde ar trebui sa goliti din cand in cand cache-ul, din cauza ca memoria interna a telefonului este foarte mica.<br />
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Pentru o rulare mai buna aplicatiei Flash Player cred ca ar trebui facut si un overclock la CPU. Nu am incercat dar daca cineva a facut-o astept un feed de la el.<br />
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Asta este. Cum vi-am spus nu sunt un maestru in tehnologie, nu dati cu pietre in mine. Incerc doar sa ajut si eu cum pot posesorii de telefoane Samsung Galaxy Mini S5570. <br />
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Daca credeti ca aveti probleme in instalare si considerati ca va pot fi de folos, <b>va raspund la orice intrebare</b> (la care stiu).<br />
Apropos pentru <a href="http://ionek.blogspot.com/2011/01/allview-q1-get-dual-sim-raspund-la.html">linkul meu </a> referitor la Allview Q1 GET - DUAL SIM nu mai raspund la intrebari. Nu din rautate dar nu mai posed telefonul. Asa ca va voi raspunde doar la intrebari legate de setari care nu depind de butonarea si testarea acestuia. <br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Pentru cei care nu au achizitionat inca telefonul acesta si sunt interesati va detaliez mai jos cateva caracteristici:</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: medium;">General</span></b><br />
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Lansat 2011 semestrul I<br />
3G Retea HSDPA 900 / 2100 / 1700<br />
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2G Retea GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900</div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Greutate 105g</span></div>
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Dimensiuni 110.4 x 60.8 x 12.1 mm</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: medium;">Afisaj</span></b><br />
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Swype text input method <br />
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Accelerometer sensor <br />
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TouchWiz v3.0 UI <br />
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Dimensiune 240 x 320 pixels, 3.14 inches<br />
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Tip TFT capacitive touchscreen, 256K colors</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: medium;">Sunet</span></b></div>
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3.5 mm slot audio <br />
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Difuzoare Da<br />
Tipuri de sonerii de apel Vibratii, MP3 sonerii<br />
DNSe sound enhancemen</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Memorie</b></span><br />
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Card slot microSD, up to 16GB<br />
Internal 160 MB<br />
Registru apeluri Nelimitat<br />
Agenda Nelimitat intrari&campuri, Photocall</span><span style="font-size: small;"><b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: medium;">Data</span></b></div>
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</b>USB Da, microUSB v2.0<br />
Port infrarosu Nu<br />
Bluetooth Da, v2.1 cu A2DP<br />
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n; <br />
3G HSDPA, 7.2 Mbps<br />
EDGE Clasa 10, 236.8 kbps<br />
GPRS Clasa 10 (4+1/3+2 slots), 32 - 48 kbps<b><br />
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Secundara Nu<br />
Video da, QVGA@15fps<br />
Facilitati Geo-tagging<br />
Principala 3.15 MP, 2048x1536 pixels</div>
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Inregistrare voce <br />
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MP4/H.263/H.264/WMV9 player <br />
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MP3/eAAC+/WAV/WMA9 player <br />
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Java Da, MIDP 2.0<br />
GPS Da, cu A-GPS support<br />
Culori Black<br />
Jocuri Da + descarcabile<br />
Radio Stereo FM radio with RDS<br />
Browser HTML<br />
Mesagerie SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email, IM<br />
CPU 600MHz processor<br />
OS Android OS, v2.2 (Froyo)</div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Baterie</b></span></div>
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Baterie<br />
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Tip : Standard battery, Li-Ion 1200 mAh</div>
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Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-89566848992577545152011-12-19T18:52:00.000+02:002011-12-19T18:52:01.356+02:00Tată de fată, în 2040 - My EmailE noapte. Sună telefonul. iPhone 34, cu thinkscreen. Sonerie oldie, o piesă<br />
de la Justin Bieber.<br />
- Alo.<br />
- Tata? Îmi dai te rog parola, că am cunoscut un băiat.<br />
- Ai înnebunit? Nici măcar nu-l cunosc.<br />
- I-am făcut testul ADN şi un RMN cu telefonul, i-am verificat cazierul pe<br />
facebook şi e ok. Hai, te rooog..<br />
- Stai că închid...<br />
În 2040, Guvernul Boc 27 impozitează convorbirile mai lungi de 30s cu o sută<br />
de catralioane de lei pe secundă.<br />
- Fată, acuma mă uitam pe Google Face View, ce cauţi în barul ăla infect,<br />
care n-are nici scanner la intrare?<br />
- Tată, te rog, lasă-mi intimitatea în pace. Nu-i destul că numai tu ai<br />
parola de la iCentura mea de Castitate?<br />
- Bla, ţi-am explicat care sînt riscurile...<br />
În 2040, numele au devenit scurte şi onomatopeice (Ar, Ai, Blo, Bla, Bli,<br />
Boc, Cli, Cla, Cri) din cauza inteligenţei tot mai reduse a populaţiei, care<br />
lasă gînditul în grija computerelor. Singurele nume care au supravieţuit<br />
sînt Elena şi Traian, istoricii punînd asta pe seama puternicelor şi<br />
nemuritoarelor mitologii greacă şi romană.<br />
- ...dacă băiatul ăla îşi bagă mufa în priza ta (la propriu; tatăl nu<br />
folosea argoul - n.r.) şi faceţi din greşeală un copil, ştii noile măsuri<br />
guvernamentale, nu?<br />
- Nu, care-s?<br />
- Ai o săptămînă de odihnă, după care o lună faci muncă în folosul statului,<br />
pe şantier la construcţia de creşe, să-ţi poţi plăti spitalizarea. Apoi te<br />
întorci la cele două joburi. Au mărit şi rovinieta pentru cărucioare şi cică<br />
acum trebuie să-i dai copilului chitanţă de fiecare dată cînd alăptezi, că<br />
altfel e fraudă. La un an, copilul trebuie să înceapă munca, ce poate şi el,<br />
asamblat şi dezasamblat de jucării, dar pe carte de muncă, nu pe drepturi de<br />
autor, că nu creează nimic. Ai înţeles, fata mea?<br />
- Da, tati. Închide, că consumi, ne vedem acasă, noapte bună.<br />
Bla oftează, apoi către băiat:<br />
- Mă, veste proastă: n-am parola. Încercăm nişte variante sau ne băgăm la un<br />
film?<br />
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<a href="http://www.cellsea.com/ringtone/detail/RT4ede183d00d38.htm">Download</a>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-80609602845630829702011-04-26T16:28:00.000+03:002013-10-21T20:01:21.401+03:00Laptop MSI CR610-245XEU cu procesor AMD Sempron M120 2.1GHz, 2GB, 250GB, ATI Radeon HD4200, Negru<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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L-am cumparat de 5 zile. Am pus win 7 pe el si a obtinut nota 3.5 (coborata de Aero), dar notele sunt de 4.5 si 5.5. Si acum partile proaste: bateria de acumulatori are un joc in locasul unde trebuie sa stea, din primele secunde s-a auzit constant si la perioade aproximativ egale de timp un clinchet din interior (cel mai probabil ca platanele de la HDD = in scurt timp hard diskul se va strica), coolerul face un zgomot mult mai mare decat alte laptopuri (Acer, Toshiba) inca de la pornire. Si ultimul lucru pe care vreau sa il mai spun este ca pentru SO Win7 cam agata la un multitask relativ mic pentru resursele pe care le detine laptopul. Probabil toate componentele sunt lowcost. Concluzie: pretul este relativ mic si tentant, dar produsul este nesatisfacator. Nu il recomand.<br />
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Parti bune: Display LED, iesire HDMI, autonomie buna<br />
Parti rele: lipsa Bluetooth, 2 porturi USB, componente lowcost de slaba calitate<br />
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Specificatii tehnice</h2>
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<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Procesor</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Tip</td> <td class="spect3">AMD® Sempron</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Model</td> <td class="spect3">M120</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Frecventa</td> <td class="spect3">2.1 GHz</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Memorie cache</td> <td class="spect3">1 MB</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Memorie</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Standard</td> <td class="spect3">2048 MB</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Maxim</td> <td class="spect3">4096 MB</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Frecventa</td> <td class="spect3">667 MHz</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Tip</td> <td class="spect3">DDR2</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Module</td> <td class="spect3">1 x 2048 MB</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Numar de sloturi</td> <td class="spect3">2</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Unitati stocare</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Capacitate HDD</td> <td class="spect3">250 GB</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Viteza rotatie HDD</td> <td class="spect3">5400 RPM</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Interfata</td> <td class="spect3">SATA</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Unitate optica</td> <td class="spect3">DVDRW</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Display si Video</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Tip ecran</td> <td class="spect3">HD Glare</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Diagonala</td> <td class="spect3">16 inch</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Rezolutie</td> <td class="spect3">1366 x 768</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Placa video</td> <td class="spect3">ATI Mobility Radeon™ HD 4200</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Tip memorie video</td> <td class="spect3">Integrata</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Producator</td> <td class="spect3">ATI®</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Multimedia</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Audio</td> <td class="spect3">High Definition Audio</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Boxe</td> <td class="spect3">Stereo integrate</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Microfon</td> <td class="spect3">Da</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Camera web</td> <td class="spect3">1.3 MegaPixeli</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2">Conectivitate</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Ethernet</td> <td class="spect3">10|100|1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Wireless</td> <td class="spect3">802.11 b|g|n</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Porturi</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">USB 2.0</td> <td class="spect3">3 x USB 2.0</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Retea</td> <td class="spect3">1 x RJ-45</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Iesire Audio</td> <td class="spect3">1 x Headphone-out jack</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Intrare Audio</td> <td class="spect3">1 x Microphone-in jack</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">VGA</td> <td class="spect3">1 x VGA</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">HDMI</td> <td class="spect3">1 x HDMI</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">eSATA</td> <td class="spect3">1 x eSATA</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Cititor Carduri</td> <td class="spect3">4-in1 CardReader: SD, MMC, MS, XD</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Alimentare</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Tip acumulator</td> <td class="spect3">Li-Ion</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Capacitate acumulator</td> <td class="spect3">6 celule</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Date fizice</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Dimensiuni</td> <td class="spect3">374 x 247 x 18 (in fata) - 30 (in spate) mm</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Greutate</td> <td class="spect3">2.48 Kg</td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect1" colspan="2"><b>Software</b></td></tr>
<tr><td class="spect2">Sistem de operare</td> <td class="spect3">FreeDOS</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
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Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-80136977765170315212011-02-19T12:15:00.000+02:002011-02-19T12:15:23.272+02:00Scrisoare catre sexolog<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFvqtiaui3oEET1OBzXjz7zrZKBNUF2-0WaLA3oqXiUMGQXDt0WK1Tph3VeFf2jKwPIPmsvn_ny2H4LStS_FeDFn-KrQPq-GkcR1YWcqChFTfrDkZUKZvOEw4mTFJFdkDNwnzGGJcDrSGv/s512/scrisoare%20catre%20sexolog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFvqtiaui3oEET1OBzXjz7zrZKBNUF2-0WaLA3oqXiUMGQXDt0WK1Tph3VeFf2jKwPIPmsvn_ny2H4LStS_FeDFn-KrQPq-GkcR1YWcqChFTfrDkZUKZvOEw4mTFJFdkDNwnzGGJcDrSGv/s1600/scrisoare%20catre%20sexolog.jpg" /></a></div>Ce raspuns poti sa ii dai unei astfel de persoane?</div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-424726026814161812011-01-23T20:50:00.000+02:002011-01-23T20:50:53.538+02:00VIDEO - DOREL RELOADED - Plombari facute cu picioarele pe DN 18B, intre Grosi si Dumbravita<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://emaramures.ro/JavaScript/gddflvplay-v34.swf" style="" id="gddflvplayer" name="gddflvplayer" bgcolor="#000000" quality="best" scale="noscale" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="vdo=http%3A//emaramures.ro/content/users/eMaramures.ro/FLV/bdee5bf6-6.flv&desc=VIDEO%20-%20DOREL%20RELOADED%20-%20Plombari%20facute%20cu%20picioarele%20pe%20DN%2018B%2C%20intre%20Grosi%20si%20Dumbravita&autoplay=false&sound=100&mylogo=http%3A//emaramures.ro/App_Themes/Coloured2/Images/logos/logo_online_tv.png" height="375" width="500"><br />
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Maramuresul tinde sa devina pionier in privinta modalitatilor revolutionare de asfaltare a drumurilor. Dupa ingenioasa creanga de brad si „ultramodernul” polonic utilizate pe post de unelte la lucrarile de pe bulevardul Unirii, astazi, 19 ianuarie, drumarii au introdus in practica o noua tehnica patentat romaneasca. Asfaltul se ambaleaza in saci, nu trebuie sa se incalzeasca deloc in momentul in care se toarna in gropi, iar tasarea se realizeaza, in prealabil, cu ajutorul fortei fizice, respectiv cu... picioarele sau, in cel mai bun caz, cu tarnacopul. Asa s-a facut plombarea gropilor pe drumul national 18B, intre Grosi si Dumbravita. Seful de echipa al muncitorilor nu a vrut sa faca niciun comentariu, ferindu-se de reprezentantii presei precum soferii de gropi... Conducatorii auto care au asistat la episod nu stiau daca sa rada sau sa planga, in situatia in care nu exista sosea in Maramures care sa nu fie ciuruita de gropi. Asta pentru ca firmele care se ocupa de intretinerea drumurilor isi permit sa faca lucrari a caror calitate este cel putin indoielnica. <br />
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http://www.emaramures.ro/Video-Maramures/5582/VIDEO-DOREL-RELOADED-Plombari-facute-cu-picioarele-pe-DN-18B-intre-Grosi-si-DumbravitaErikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-22576124290480210792011-01-07T00:25:00.001+02:002014-03-24T16:31:19.363+02:00Allview Q1 GET - DUAL SIM <img alt="xxxxxxxxoricexxxxxxxxxx" src="http://s6.postimg.org/ogcj3dqvl/Screen_Shot004.jpg" height="209" width="520" /><br />
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<span style="background-color: blue; font-size: large;"><b>UPDATE (24.03.2014)</b>: Allview Q1 GET este un telefon depasit, nu il recomand nimanui. De fapt nu recomand nimanui Allview in general.</span><br />
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<i>Mi-am cumparat telefon Allview Q1 GET Dual Sim! Nu din patriotism doar din curiozitate. La pretul asta este un telefon clasa bussiness si mi-am zis sa nu il ratez. Asta nu inseamna ca imi permit sa achizitionez toate telefoanele care apar pe piata si sa le testez, dar fiind sarbatorile de iarna mi-am permis sa imi fac un cadou ca un bugetar modest ce sunt. Caracteristicile sunt luate aproape 100% de pe siteul oficial al producatorului</i> <br />
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<i>Sper sa nu se supere din cauza copyright dar avand in vedere ca le fac si reclama propun sa incepem sa comentam: </i><br />
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<b>BUSINESS</b> - Activitati din viata ta<br />
Cit de greu poate fi sa te organizezi? Lucreaza acolo unde esti. Trebuie sa stabilesti mai multe intalniri astazi, maine trebuie sa finalizezi un proiect, ai de primit un mail, trebuie sa raspunzi la altul. Q1 te ajuta sa le faci pe toate si in plus tine pasul cu PC-ul tau de citeori este nevoie. Pentru ca isi sincronizeaza contactele, calendarul si sarcinile cu el.<br />
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<b>SOCIALIZARE</b> - Prietenii intr-un singur loc<br />
Aduna-ti toti prietenii intr-un singur loc, fie ca e vorba de cei de pe Yahoo, MSN , Skype sau Facebook. Ptr. ca poti comunica usor cu toti cu ajutorul tastaturii QWERTY.. Daca nu au chef de vorba verifica ce filme noi au aparut sau daca joaca echipa ta favorita sau iesi la o plimbare daca vremea iti permite. Le afli toate cu ajutorul lui Q1.<br />
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<b>CONECTIVITATE</b> - Mereu conectat<br />
Esti o persoana dinamica, si nu-ti poti permite sa nu ramai conectat in permanenta. Intr-o cafenea pornesti WIFI si citesti ultimile can-can-uri, un prieten iti trimite ultimul hit prin Bluetooth. Si o cunostinta mai veche te suna. Te bucuri sa o vezi. Cum sa o vezi? Cu apelul 3G fireste.<br />
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<b>DISTRACTIE</b> - Asculta, Surprinde, Arata, Impartaseste<br />
Ptr a-ti potoli setea de distractie, Q1 GET te surprinde cu fotografiile foarte clare cu ajutorul camerei foto de 3.2 MP, te indeamna sa fii un regizor creativ gratie filmarilor in format HD. Un moment amuzant la o petrecere nu o sa-l ratezi niciodata. Iti poti asculta melodiile preferate iar cind esti in lipsa de alte idei poti comuta pe programul tau de radio preferat. <br />
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<b>FAMILIAR</b> - Experiente placute<br />
Descarca orice aplicatie doresti de la Allview Store si particularizeaza-ti Q1 pentru a-l face exclusiv al tau. Sau poate vrei sa te relaxezi. Alege jocurile Java de la Allview Games, Le poti trimite si prietenilor, prin MMS.…mai mult <br />
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<b>BUSINESS</b> – Avertizare vizuala / Sincronizare / PushMail / Ebook<br />
Avertizare vizuala: Nota distinctiva a carcasei metalice de chrom te va surprinde prin eleganta si accente business. Q1 G3t va va cuceri de la prima atingere. Cu ajutorul tastaturii QWERTY complete, telefonul va permite sa manevrati mesageria SMS si MMS in cel mai simplu mod. Aceeasi usurinta in utilizare o veti avea si cind veti memora un contact in agenda telefonica. Defilarea prin meniu se face foarte usor cu ajutorul touchpad-ului central. Nu veti mai vedea prea tarziu un apel, un SMS, sau MMS ratat. Q1 G3T va va notifica de fiecare data prin iluminarea intermitenta a tastaturii. Si asta cu discretie daca sinteti in mijlocul unei sedinte.<br />
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<b>Sincronizare</b>: Calendarul incorporat va permite sa vizualizati anumite zile sau evenimentele din zilele respective, puteti adauga sau sterge anumite evenimente. Telefonul Q1 G3T dispune de functia de sincronizare, puteti sincroniza astfel agenda, calendarul si sarcinile din telefonul dvs. cu un server de sincronizare (de ex: Goosync, Hotmail, etc). Nu trebuie decit sa va creati un cont pe serverul respectiv, introduceti in telefon adresa serverului de sincronizare, setati tipul de conexiune, adresele datelor de transfer (din serverul de sincronizare) si momentele cind doriti sa faceti sincronizarea. In acest fel puteti sa va organizati mai bine, avand tot timpul sub control intalnirile si sarcinile programate, iar agenda telefonica va fi in siguranta pe serverul de sincronizare. <br />
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<b>Push mail</b>: Cu ajutorul lui Q1 G3T puteti avea acces instantaneu la contul dvs de email POP3, cu ajutorul functie push-mail. Mail-urile le primiti direct in telefon, de indata ce sosesc. Veti fi anuntat de indata de primirea unui mail nou. <br />
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<b>Ebook</b>: Ptr. cei pasionati de lectura, Q1G3T dispune si de Cititor carte electronica (E-book), care va permite sa cititi o carte in format electronic ( .txt) avand disponibile optiuni similare cu cele dintr-o carte obisnuita. Puteti marca pagini evidentia pasaje si memora textul selectat.<br />
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<b>SOCIALIZARE – Ebuddy / Snaptu</b><br />
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<b>Ebuddy:</b> Reprezinta serviciul de mesagerie online pentru MSN, Yahoo, Gtalk, Facebook, ICQ, MySpace si AIM (AOL). Nu conteaza unde te afli, cu eBuddy po?i vorbi online cu oricine oricînd. Mai mult de atat cu ajutorul Ebudy poti trimite prietenilor fotografiile facute instantaneu. Direct si simplu, fara alte softuri suplimentare. Ptr. folosirea acestei aplicatii este nevoie doar de crearea unui cont eBuddy cu username si parola, dupa care selectati serviciul de mesagerie la care doriti sa va conectati (ex: Yahoo, MSN, Skype, etc)<br />
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<b>Snaptu</b>: Cu Snaptu aveti acces la site-urile de socializare. Acum le puteti arata si altora cum v-ati distrat sau ce ati vizitat in vacanta. O puteti face pe Facebook sau pe Twitter. In acelasi timp puteti verifica in permanenta prognoza meteo pe o saptamana cu ajutorul aplicatiei preinstalate Weather, rezultatele echipei dvs. favorite, filmele noi aparute, jocuri precum Sudoku, Trivia si aveti parte de Stiri de la diverse site-uri dedicate. Si toate sint numai la un click distanta.<br />
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<b>CONECTIVITATE – WIFI / Bluetooth / VideoCall / Streaming video<br />
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Ptr. ca este un telefon 3G, Q1 G3T functioneaza pe ambele SIM-uri pe 900 si 1800MHz iar pe SIM1 functioneaza si pe 2100MHz. Si pentru ca este un dual sim, ambele cartele SIM vor fi active simultan. In felul acesta nu veti pierde niciodata un apel important.<br />
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<b>Bluetooth</b>:Lasati-va dispozitivele sa interactioneze. Tehnologia wireless Bluetooth va elibereaza mainile, iar dispozitivele dvs. comunica între ele fara complicatii, pe o raza de pâna la 10 metri. Puteti imperechea Q1 G3T cu alte dispozitive cu functie Bluetooth (Casti, PC, Telefon, Multimedia Player, Boxe Active, etc) si puteti transfera fisiere intre cele doua dispozitive, puteti transfera convorbirea in casca Bluetooth sau puteti transfera si amplifica melodiile din telefonul dvs. cu ajutorul unui sistem de boxe active cu functie de Bluetooth.<br />
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<b>WIFI</b>: Q1 G3T dispune de tehnologie WIFI care va permite conectarea la retele locale de comunicatie fara fir. Va puteti conecta rapid si simplu. Din miscare. În cafenele, in cluburi, in restaurante sau la aeroport, oriunde este afisata sigla WIFI. Odata conectat prin WIFI, va puteti verifica mailul sau puteti accesa orice pagina de internet.<br />
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<b>Video Call</b>: Tehnologia 3G de care dispune Q1 G3T va ofera viteze de banda larga în telefon si are capacitatea de a transfera simultan doua tipuri de informatii: voce (o convorbire telefonica) si transfer de date: de posta electronica, mesaje instante sau/si pagini de web. Puteti efectua/primi de asemenea apeluri video cu ajutorul camerei video frontale. <br />
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Streaming video</b>: Bucurati-va de viteza internetului mobil în telefon. Q1 G3T dispune si de tehnologie WCDMA, streaming-ul video realizandu-se cu viteze de pina la 3.5M/s Descarcati într-o clipa fisiere mari sau attachment-urile din e-mail. Obtineti legatura cu site-urile Web si transmisiile de stiri pe ecran în doar câteva secunde Cu ajutorul portului micro USB si al cablului de date inclus puteti trasfera cu usurinta datele din telefon in PC si invers.<br />
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DISTRACTIE – Filmare HD / Radio FM / Inregistrare audio / Player audio-video</b><br />
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Filmare HD</b>: Imortalizeazati-va momentele importante din viata printr-o simpla accesare a functiei de inregistrare video HD si sinteti gata sa va publicati via?a online de unde va aflati în lume. Puteti alege una din rezolutiile ptr. filmare in functie de destinatia finala. (vezi manual) [top]<br />
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Radio FM</b>: Telefonul dvs. are un radio FM stereo încorporat. Nu va ramane decit sa va acordati pe frecventa si sa o ascultati la setul de casti sau la difuzorul telefonului. Setul de casti Handsfree functioneaza ca antena atunci cind vreti sa ascultati un post de radio. <br />
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<b>Inregistrare audio</b>: Va puteti incerca valeitatile de reporter cu ajutorul functiei de inregistrare audio. Puteti salva inregistrarile facute in format WAW, AMR sau AWB.<br />
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<b>Player audio-video</b>: Daca vreti sa ascultati muzica preferata, tot ce trebuie sa faceti este sa conectati castile stereo incluse, in jackul de 3,5 mm. Puteti asculta melodiile preferate in format mp3. De asemenea puteti viziona videoclipurile preferate gratie display-ului performant TFT de 2,4 inch cu 256k de culori. <br />
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<b>Camera foto</b>: Telefonul dispune de o camera foto performanata de 3,2MP cu ajutorul careia puteti face fotografii si salva in memoria telefonului sau a cardului de memorie.<br />
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<b>FAMILIAR – WIDGET / JAVA / ALLVIEW store / Bolt</b><br />
<b>WIDGET</b>: Aveti o aplicatie indispensabila? Muzica dvs.? Contul de mail? Alegeti singuri ce este mai important pentru dvs. Puteti seta pina la 6 aplicatii pe bara rapida de acces. Si puteti modifica de cite ori va schimbati prioritatile. Meniul telefonului este unul 3D, animat, prietenos si expresiv. Aspectul temei poate fi schimbat in functie de preferintele personale. (vezi manual)<br />
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<b>JAVA</b>: Q1 G3T dispune de Java preinstalat. Puteti astfel sa va bucurati de aplicatiile Java preinstalate sau puteti instala alte aplicatii sau jocuri Java noi. Telefonul are si functie de minimizare ptr. Java, puteti minimize oricand aplicatia Java ptr a efectua un apel de ex. dupa care puteti reveni la ea. <br />
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<b>ALLVIEW Store</b>: Cu link-ul ALLVIEW store din meniu aveti acces direct catre magazinul Allview de aplicatii. Va puteti personaliza telefonul descarcand GRATUIT sute de jocuri si aplicatii utile Java din cele mai diverse domenii. <br />
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<b>BOLT</b>: Cu ajutorul Browserului pentru internet BOLT veti avea parte de cea mai mare viteza de incarcare a paginii, fiind singurul browser J2ME care suporta streaming video de pe site-uri de media sharing. BOLT este construit pe o arhitectura WebKit ce asigura cea mai buna vizualizare a paginilor. Interfata browserului BOLT este in limba romana si este usor de utilizat.<br />
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<i>Toate cele descrise mai sus <b>NU</b> sunt in totalitate date exacte. Tin de marketing si eu o sa imi permit sa le comentez raspunzand la intrebarile voastre.</i> <i>L-am testat si pot sa spun ca functioneaza toate aplicatiile pe care le are instalate. Ai nevoie doar de putina inspiratie. Streamingul video lasa de dorit. Nu am reusit sa vad video online nici macar pe youtube. In schimb, pentru cine intreba, am instalat Nimbuzz si functioneaza. Mai putin Voip. Daca cineva a reusit rog sa posteze cum. Si alte aplicatii si jocuri java la rezolutie 320x240 de unde se gasesc pentru ca google nu gaseste decat 240x320.</i><br />
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<i>Functioneaza streaming video si cu browserul telefonului si cu browserul Bolt. Verificat pe youtube. Zic cei de la <a href="http://www.allview.ro/">Allview</a> ca trebuie sa functioneze pe toate siteurile care gazduiesc fisiere video care nu necesita flash. </i><br />
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<b>General</b></div>
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Retea</div>
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2G: 900,1800 MHz, 3G: 2100MHz (WCDMA)</div>
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Lansare</div>
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Noiembrie</div>
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Stare</div>
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Disponibil</div>
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<b>Dimensiuni</b></div>
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Dimensiuni</div>
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110x61,5x13,5 mm</div>
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Greutate</div>
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130 g</div>
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<b>Display</b></div>
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Tip</div>
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TFT</div>
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Dimensiuni</div>
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<span style="display: none;">e</span> <span style="display: none;">e</span> 2,4", 320x240 px</div>
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Tipuri alerta</div>
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<span style="display: none;">a</span> <span style="display: none;">a</span> rington, vibratie</div>
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Difuzor</div>
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Da</div>
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Stereo</div>
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Prin casti</div>
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Fisier redare</div>
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MP3, WAV, AMR</div>
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<b>Memorie</b><br />
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Agenda</div>
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1000 contacte - Internet Sync</div>
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Interna</div>
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128+64MB</div>
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<span style="display: none;">ra</span> <span style="display: none;">ra</span> 63MB</div>
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Externa</div>
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pana la 32 GB prin SD Card</div>
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GPRS</div>
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EDGE</div>
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3G</div>
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WLAN</div>
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WiFi 802.11 b/g, WEP</div>
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Bluetooth</div>
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Principala</div>
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3,2MP</div>
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Video</div>
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High Resolution, 720x 480 px</div>
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Secundara</div>
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0.3 MP</div>
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Zoom digital</div>
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Digital x8</div>
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Mesaje</div>
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SMS</div>
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Browser</div>
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Bolt</div>
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Radio FM</div>
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Jocuri</div>
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Da, descarcabile</div>
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Culori</div>
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256k</div>
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Ceas</div>
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Calendar</div>
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Da - Internet Sync</div>
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PushMail</div>
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Da</div>
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Activitati</div>
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Internet Sync</div>
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e-book</div>
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<b>Aplicatii</b><br />
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Mesagerie instant& Socializare</div>
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E-buddy (Yahoo, MSN, Facebook, etc.)</div>
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Browser Internet</div>
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Bolt</div>
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Acces direct Presa</div>
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Snaptu</div>
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<b>Baterie<br />
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Tip</div>
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Li-Ion 1100 mAh</div>
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Stand-by</div>
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110 ore (2G), 80 ore (3G)</div>
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Convorbire</div>
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250 min. (2G), 150 min. (3G)</div>
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Redare muzica</div>
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8 ore difuzor, 15 ore casti</div>
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<b>Diverse</b></div>
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SAR maxim</div>
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1,22 w/kg</div>
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Limita SAR</div>
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<span style="display: none;">R UE</span> 2.0 w/kg</div>
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<b>Continut pachet</b><br />
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Telefon Dual SIM Allview Q1 GET</div>
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Manual de utilizare</div>
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<tr><td colspan="2" rowspan="1"><div class="bodytext">
Certificat garantie</div>
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<tr><td colspan="2" rowspan="1"><div class="bodytext">
Acumulator 1100 mAh</div>
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Casti</div>
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<tr><td colspan="2" rowspan="1"><div class="bodytext">
Cablu de date/alimentare USB</div>
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Alimentator 220V</div>
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* Ambele SIM-uri sunt active in standby.<br />
Functia "Apel in asteptare" este disponibila numai pentru SIM-ul pe care efectuati convorbirea, prin activarea optiunii oferita de catre furnizorul de telefonie mobila.<br />
<i></i>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com197tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-14165697729819181262011-01-06T13:14:00.000+02:002011-01-06T13:14:27.445+02:00In concluzie....<b>Concurs international de indemanare:</b><br />
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<i>Cine reuseste in timp de 7 minute sa calce o camasa, sa manance o paine si sa rezolve o femeie.</i><br />
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Primul concurent, neamt, se apuca cu multa meticulozitate si calca cu mare grija camasa, dupa care constata ca nu mai are timp, musca o data din paine si... s-a scurs timpul.<br />
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Al doilea concurent, un rus, fara sa stea prea mult pe ganduri, se apuca de femeie, o rezolva, apoi mai mai are timp sa manance o jumatate de paine si... s-a scurs timpul.<br />
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Al treilea concurent, un roman, o pune pe femeie sa calce camasa si in timp ce femeia calca, o rezolva, mancand in acest timp painea.<br />
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Vine presa sa ia declaratii.<br />
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Neamtul declara: "Noi asa suntem obisnuiti, muncim si incercam sa facem treaba cat mai bine, apoi daca mai ramane timp, mancam si apoi daca mai e timp ne distram, daca nu... ne apucam din nou de munca, si tot asa."<br />
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Rusul declara:"Noi asa suntem obisnuiti. Mai intai ne distram, apoi daca ramane timp mancam, apoi daca mai ramane timp muncim..."<br />
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In sfarsit, romanul spune si el: <b>"La noi asa e. Daca nu-l f... pe cel care munceste, nu poti sa mananci o paine..!!!!"</b><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/8725/497tfshooters13.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/8725/497tfshooters13.png" /></a></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-65981715011178357202010-12-26T14:33:00.001+02:002010-12-26T14:42:53.925+02:00Jurnalul ei si jurnalul lui<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/853/ui2ik4a49b69ed4viewattt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/853/ui2ik4a49b69ed4viewattt.jpg" width="310" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><b><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;">Jurnalul ei</span></span></b><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;">:</span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;"><br />
Sambata seara mi s-a parut ca se purta ciudat. Facusem planuri sa mergem la un bar ca sa bem ceva. </span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;">Fusesem la cumparaturi cu prietenele mele toata ziua si am crezut ca era suparat ca am intarziat. Nu a zis nimic. </span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;">Conversatia nu incepea, asa ca am propus sa mergem undeva unde sa putem vorbi in liniste.</span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;">A fost de acord dar era in continuare tacut si absent. </span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;">L-am intrebat ce nu era in regula. A spus ca e totul ok. </span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;">L-am intrebat daca era suparat pe mine…daca tacerea lui era din vina mea. </span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;">Mi-a spus ca nu are legatura cu mine si sa nu imi fac probleme. </span></span></div></div></div><div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">In drum spre casa i-am spus ca il iubesc, el doar a zambit si a continuat sa conduca. </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Nu imi pot explica comportamentul lui. Nu inteleg de ce nu mi-a spus “si eu te iubesc”…..</span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div></div><div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Cand am ajuns acasa, am simtit ca l-am pierdut, ca si cum nu ar mai fi dorit sa aiba de-a face cu mine niciodata. </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Pur si simplu statea si se uita la televizor. Parea atat de distant si absent. In final m-am hotarat sa merg sa ma culc. </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Dupa vreo 10 minute, a venit si el in pat si, spre surprinderea mea, a fost receptiv la mangaierile mele si am facut dragoste. </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Dar tot nu era el…am simtit ca era distras si cu gandul in alta parte. </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Am simtit ca nu mai rezist, asa ca m-am hotarat sa il confrunt, dar el adormise deja.</span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div></div><div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Am inceput sa plang cu cearsaful in dreptul gurii, pentru ca nu vroiam sa-l trezesc si am plans, si am plans, pana am adormit si eu.</span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Sunt disperata. Nu stiu ce sa ma fac. </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Sunt aproape sigura ca se gandeste la alta. </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt;">Viata mea e un dezastru.”</span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"></span></span></div></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;"><br />
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si</span></span></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><b><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;">Jurnalul lui</span></span></b><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;">:</span></span></div></div><div><div style="line-height: 15pt;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 12pt;">Azi Steaua</span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;"><span style="color: #2a2a2a; font-family: Times;">a pierdut in deplasare, ................ dar macar m-am f***t. . !!!</span></span></div></div></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-79480086618045159212010-12-25T00:10:00.000+02:002010-12-25T00:10:04.243+02:00Craciun fericit!<div align=center><b>Primeste in inima speranta,in suflet iertare si iubire,pe buze dragoste,in ochi bunatate,Craciun fericit pentru toti cei dragi! </b></div><iframe src="http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/pdShell.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3173936/graphic1" name="doggy" scrolling="auto" frameborder="no" align="left" height = "480px" width = "640px"><br />
</iframe>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-54273258092406027962010-12-21T18:36:00.000+02:002010-12-21T18:36:06.965+02:00Bancurile zilei<span style="font-size: large;">Se intalnesc 2 babe pe ulita:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Ce faci tzatzo?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Vin de la posta.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Ai luat pensia?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Eee, am luat o p... .</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Si eu ca proasta am luat pensia!</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Doua babe pe bancuta in cimitir:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Auzi,tu cati ani ai?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- 97!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Pai si te mai duci acasa?</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Doi batranei prin parc:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Cum te simti mai Vasile acum la 80 de ani ?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Ai?! Aaa, acum la 80 de ani? Pai cum sa ma simt, ca un nou nascut... ma pis si ma cac pe mine, toata ziua...</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Doi mosi stateau pe o banca:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Auzi , o vezi pe tipa aia? moare dupa mine!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Da de unde stii?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Doar n-o sa moara inaintea mea...</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">In tramvai inghesuiala si un mosulica de pe scaun i se adreseaza unei domnisoare ce statea in picioare:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Daca doriti puteti sa stati la mine in poala.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Tanara cu tupeu se aseaza. Dupa cateva momente mosul da semne de neliniste si jenat ii spune tinerei:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Ati vrea, va rog frumos sa va ridicati? Stiti, cred ca totusi nu sunt asa de batran cum credeam....</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Un mos intra intr-o farmacie si cere un prezervativ. Se uita la el pe toate partile si zice:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Auzi, cucoana, unul cu miez n-ai, ca numai piele am si eu?</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Doi mosnegi se intilnesc:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Ce mai faci, Vasile?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Uite, am fost la femei.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Si cum a fost?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">- Mai curat decit la barbati.</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7913/oldmand.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="281" src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7913/oldmand.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-3208328645380976662010-12-13T19:28:00.000+02:002010-12-13T19:28:25.478+02:00Pilda<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4134/rnin694l.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4134/rnin694l.jpg" width="223" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Ion se trezeste intr-o dimineata cu o mahmureala ingrozitoare dupa o noapte petrecuta la o petrecere de afaceri. Se chinuie sa-si deschida ochii si primul lucru pe care il vede sunt doua aspirine asezate langa un pahar cu apa pe noptiera. Si langa el, un trandafir rosu! Ion se ridica din pat si-si vede hainele curate si calcate. Se uita prin camera si vede ca totul e in ordine perfecta si luceste de curatenie. La fel e si in restul casei. Ia aspirinele, se sperie cand se uita in oglinda din baie si vede ca are un ochi vanat si in cele din urma observa un bilet pe masa pe care scria: "Dragul meu, micul dejun e in cuptor. Eu am iesit la cumparaturi. Te iubesc!!"</span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"> </span> <br />
<div><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Se taraste gemand pana in bucatarie si vede ca intr-adevar il asteapta micul dejun aburind si ziarul de dimineata..<br />
Fiul lui e si el in bucatarie. Ion il intreaba cu multa precautie:<br />
- Fiule, ce s-a intamplat azi-noapte?<br />
- Pai, ai ajuns acasa beat turta dupa 3 dimineata si ai luat-o razna. Ai rupt masuta din sufragerie, ai vomitat pe coridor, te-ai pisat pe floarea mamei si ti-ai invinetit un ochi cand ai dat cu capul de usa , ca sa arati ce tare esti.<br />
- Atunci de ce este totul intr-o ordine atat de perfecta, atat de curat, am primit un trandafir rosu si micul dejun ma asteapta pe masa????<br />
- Ah, asta-i simplu, ii raspunde fiul. Mama te-a tarat pana in dormitor si cand a incercat sa-ti dea jos pantalonii i-ai spus: "Lasa-ma in pace, tarfa ce esti, sunt insurat!"<br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Morala:</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;">Masuta rupta – 300 lei</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;">Micul dejun - 10 lei</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;">Trandafirul rosu - 5 lei</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;">Aspirinele - 0.50 lei</span><br style="color: blue;" /><span style="color: blue;">DAR... sa spui lucrul potrivit la momentul potrivit - de nepretuit!</span></span></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-61012919253223212052010-12-13T19:13:00.000+02:002010-12-13T19:13:27.363+02:00Maxime despre ea si el si ei<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt;">Cu vecinul nu e bine să discuţi nici de nevasta ta, nici de nevasta lui. </span></span></b></b><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>(Ramon Lull)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbaţii care nu le înţeleg pe femei sînt de două tipuri: căsătoriţi şi necăsătoriţi.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i> (Jacques Languirand)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbatul e singurul mascul care-şi bate femela. Asta înseamnă fie că el e cel mai brutal dintre toţi masculii, fie că femeia e cea mai afurisită femelă.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Georges Courteline)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeile au toate defectele: sînt cheltuitoare, sînt bîrfitoare, sînt superficiale şi mai sînt şi frumoase pe deasupra.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Paul Morand)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Unele femei roşesc atunci cînd sînt îmbrăţişate. Altele te pălmuiesc. Cele mai rele sînt cele care îţi rîd în nas.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Woody Allen)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeilor le plac bărbaţii plinuţi... în zona portofelului.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Kay Ingram)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Dacă vrei ca soţia să te asculte cînd vorbeşti, vorbeşte cu altă femeie. O să fie numai ochi şi urechi.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Sacha Guitry)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Cînd un bărbat nu minte niciodată o femeie, înseamnă că îi pasă prea puţin de ea.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><i><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span>(Olin Miller)</span></span></b></b></i></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Ochiul nevestei vede un fir de păr de altă culoare pe umărul soţului, dar nu vede bine uşa de la garaj.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Carlo Nell)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Prietenia între două femei e doar un armistiţiu.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Rivarol)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Soţul unei femei care-ţi place nu poate fi decît un idiot.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Goerges Feydeau)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Nici o femeie nu crede că iubitul ei ar putea fi inteligent, dar îl laudă precaută, ca să stea liniştit.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Drew Barrymore)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Spun unii că e mai bine să faci dragoste decît război, dar dacă aveţi chef de amîndouă, căsătoriţi-vă!</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Jerry Seinfeld)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Nu există femei fidele, ci doar femei nesolicitate.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Woody Alen)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Căsătoria provine din dragoste aşa cum şi oţetul provine din vin.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Lord Byron)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Sexul este o ocupaţie ereditară. Dacă părinţii tăi nu fac sex, nici tu nu vei ajunge să faci vreodată.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Woody Allen)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeia ar fi mai fermecătoare dacă am putea să-i cădem în braţe fără să-i cădem în gheare.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(A. Bierce)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> După ce Jean a ucis-o pe Marie, chiar de a doua zi ea a încetat să-l mai înşele.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Alphonse Allais)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Cel mai eficace tratament naturist e o soţie devotată.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Kin Hubbard)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeia care se uită tot timpul în oglindă vede rar ochii copiilor.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span></span></span><i>(Pio Baroja)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Cînd un băiat vine şi-ţi ia fata la plimbare te simţi ca un om care dă un Stradivarius pe mîna unei gorile.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Jim Bishop)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Căsătoria este o legătură între o persoană care nu-şi adduce aminte niciodată aniversările şi una care nu le uită niciodată.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Ogden Nash)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Când te căsătoreşti ai nevoie de un martor. Ca la orice duel.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Sacha Guitry)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Uneori e greu să spui dacă într-o casă conduce bărbatul, femeia, soacra sau bucătăreasa. Totuşi, câinele casei ştie întotdeauna cine e şeful.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i> (Marcel Pagnol)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Dragostea e ca duelul : dacă te atinge, te răneşte.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Tristan Corbiere)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Când o femeie îţi dăruieşte şi inima, de obicei te obligă să iei şi restul.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(John Vanbrugh)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Dacă Dumnezeu ar fi vrut să fim homosexuali, i-ar fi creat pe Adam şi pe Walter.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i> (L. Bryant)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Singura modalitate de ascăpa de ispită este să-i cedezi.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Oscar Wilde)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Ca să-şi apere punctul de vedere, avocatul îşi pune roba. Femeia şi-o scoate.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Coluche)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> O singură căsătorie îl poate face pe un bărbat fericit : cea a fiicei sale.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Marcel Achard)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Soţia mea este nepreţuită, dar pe mine mă costă al naibii de mult.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Sacha Guitry)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Sunt de acord cu obiceiul care spune că bărbatul trebuie să sărute mâna femeii când o întâlneşte prima dată. De undeva tot trebuie să înceapă.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i> (Sacha Guitry)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Statisticile sunt precum costumele de baie : îţi arată ce ştie toată lumea şi îţi ascund exact ceea ce ai fi vrut să afli.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i> (Georges Vedel)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Un bărbat nu este complet dacă nu e însurat. Abia atunci e terminat.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i> (Robert Frost)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Dacă te laşi de fumat, de băut şi de femei, nu trăieşti mai mult...doar ţi se pare că timpul trece prea încet.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Clement Freud)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> La început o femeie îi rezistă unui bărbat, mai târziu îl imploră să nu plece.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Oscar Wilde)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Căsătoria este rezolvarea problemelor pe care două persoane, singure fiind, nu le-ar fi avut.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Sacha Guitry)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> În materie de dragoste fizică, astăzi, hainele jenează mai mult decât principiile.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Philippe Bouvard)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Soarta favorabilă e ca femeia : dacă nu profiţi de ea când îţi iese în cale, mâine n-o mai prinzi, că a avut-o altcineva.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Napoleon)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Cine ştie să descifreze privirile femeilor, nu mai are nimic de învăţat.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(William Shakespeare)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Dacă soţiile ar fi bune, şi Dumnezeu şi-ar lua una.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Sacha Guitry)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbatul a fost creat înaintea femeii ca să apuce să spună şi el câteva cuvinte fără să-l întrerupă nimeni.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Jules Renard)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Când un bărbat îţi fură nevasta, nu există răzbunare mai bună decât să-l laşi să o păstreze.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Sacha Guitry)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbaţii vor să fie prima dragoste pentru femei, în timp ce femeile vor să fie ultima dragoste pentru bărbaţi.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Oscar Wilde)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Plăcerea din dragoste ţine doar un moment, durerea din dragoste ţine o veşnicie.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Autor necunoscut)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Numai fetele cuminţi îşi ţin un jurnal. Fetele rele n-au timp.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i> (Tallulah Benkhead)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Soţul este ceea ce rămâne dintr-un amant după ce i se extrag anumiţi nervi.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Helen Rowland)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Orice femeie poate să mimeze singură că are un orgasm, dar numai cu ajutorul unui bărbat poate să mimeze că este îndrăgostită.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Woody Allen)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Sex-appeal-ul este doar 50% meritul femeii. Restul este meritul bărbatului care se uită la ea.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i> (Sophia Loren)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Un spectacol de operă este ca o femeie inteligentă : costă mult, e greu de înţeles şi nu poţi spune nimic rău despre el fără să fii considerat mitocan.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Cleveland Amory)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeia este un bărbat cu părul lung şi ideile scurte.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Arthur Schopenhauer)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeia nu poate trăi fără oxigen, iar bărbatul nu poate trăi fără femei.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Pierre Desproges)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbaţii şi femeile sunt de acord într-un singur punct : nici unii nici alţii nu au încredere în femei.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i> (Henri Louis Mencken)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Dacă soţul şi soţia merg împreună pe stradă, cel care merge mai repede e mai supărat.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Victor Borge)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeile sunt precum pisicile : cad mereu în picioare.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(John Keats)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Poate că gelozia le plictiseşte pe femei, dar lipsa ei le omoară de-a dreptul.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Alfred Capus)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Vă plac femeile geloase sau altele ? Care altele ?</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Pierre Doris)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbatul e vinovat de orice greşeală a femeii.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Herder) </i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Cînd te însori cu o fată, te însori, totdeauna, şi cu familia ei.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Jan Mens)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbaţii care nu au vicii majore au nişte calităţi foarte plictisitoare.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Elizabeth Taylor)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeia cochetă e o plăcere pentru toţi bărbaţii, dar nu şi pentru cel care îi plăteşte datoriile.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Voltaire)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Femeile vor să primească totul. Bărbaţii vor să li se cuvină totul.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Gil Bluteau)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></span></b></b><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"></span></span></b></b><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Cînd o doamnă refuză trebuie să fie discretă. Cînd nu refuză, bărbatul trebuie să fie discret.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Jean Dolent)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> E imposibil să ghiceşti cîţi bani are de gînd să cheltuie o femeie.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Albert Willemetz)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Cadourile mari nu compensează dragostea mică.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(William Shakespeare)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> În dragoste, unii fac, alţii vorbesc. Mai bine tac şi eu</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Pierre Desproges)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></b></span><br />
<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Protejându-le şi când nu trebuie, bărbaţii le stimulează femeilor toate defectele care apoi îi deranjează.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Louis Desnoyers)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Fidelitatea nu te ajută să fii iubit, dar te ajută să fii puternic.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Bisanne de Soleil)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></b></span><br />
<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Cînd o femeie are darul de a tăcea are precis şi alte calităţi ieşite din comun.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Corneille)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></b></span><br />
<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Un bărbat şi o femeie pot deveni prieteni, dar între ei trebuie să existe un dram de antipatie pentru ca prietenia să reziste.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Nietzsche)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></b></span><br />
<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Deşi dorinţa bărbatului este puternică şi simplă, iar dorinţa femeii e complicată şi slabă, femeia învinge. Pentru că are răbdare.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i> (Léon Daudet)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> O femeie ţine minte primul sărut chiar şi după ce bărbatul l-a uitat pe ultimul.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Rémy de Gourmont)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
</span></span></b></span><br />
<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Bărbaţilor le place fusta mini pentru că nu văd decît avantajele ei.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Francis Blanche)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
</ul><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Mai bine te gîndeşti la Dumnezeu în timp ce discuţi cu o femeie, decît să te gîndeşti la femei în timp ce discuţi cu Dumnezeu.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <i>(Shimon Peres)</i></span></span></b></b></li>
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<ul><li><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> Un bărbat când iubeşte devine politicos şi timid. O femeie când iubeşte devine posesivă.</span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span><span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><b><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(Victor Hugo)</i></span></span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span></li>
</ul><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9608/imgzmkzx6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="302" src="http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9608/imgzmkzx6.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-80318388490639026172010-12-12T16:51:00.000+02:002010-12-12T16:51:02.188+02:00Doamnelor, asa trebuie asteptat barbatul cand vine de la serviciu<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;">La inceput sotia e ca si <span style="color: red;">REAL</span> ("Fara egal").</span></span></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;">Dupa un timp, sotia e ca si <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: red;">CORA</span></span> ("Stii de ce revii").</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;"> </span></span></strong></span><br />
<div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;"><br />
</span></span></strong></span></div><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;"></span></span><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;">Apoi e ca si <span style="color: red;">KAUFLAND</span> ("Nu gasesti alta mai ieftina").</span></span></span></strong></span><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;"> </span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080;">In cele din urma sotia ajunge ca si <span style="color: red;">CARREFOUR</span> :("Daca gasesti alta mai ieftina, iti returnam de 10 ori diferenta")!</span></span></span></strong></span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;">Asa trebuie asteptat barbatul cand vine de la serviciu :</span></span></span></span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></span></span></strong><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI0CyQB8m1WBCzg-Fs_mzALl3AAX01pIQubl19Ir8xZ6l6Kij-cplfy5IrZ_MSbXpEvR_iGKzkCQxhC_GWai4j8zea47oe9OMNc2vQZGR_ccaad5M2ZUnWR1HYCBRTNrnexCj9ymBgFXlZ/s1600/ATT00001..jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI0CyQB8m1WBCzg-Fs_mzALl3AAX01pIQubl19Ir8xZ6l6Kij-cplfy5IrZ_MSbXpEvR_iGKzkCQxhC_GWai4j8zea47oe9OMNc2vQZGR_ccaad5M2ZUnWR1HYCBRTNrnexCj9ymBgFXlZ/s400/ATT00001..jpg" width="333" /></a></div><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #004080;"><span style="color: #004080; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></span> </span></strong>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-90721794939918716292010-12-09T13:24:00.000+02:002010-12-09T13:24:08.413+02:00Norc Vs Google Street View<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9337/imagesqtbnand9gcsmkxvnr.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="133" src="http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9337/imagesqtbnand9gcsmkxvnr.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />
Serviciul <a href="http://maps.google.ro/maps?f=q&hl=ro&q=&layer=c&cbll=40.758437,-73.985164&cbp=11,42.04,,0,-6.66&ie=UTF8&om=1&panoid=s_TY766yv4kWDddHKN8OVQ&t=h&ll=40.75844,-73.985195&spn=0.042649,0.174923&z=13&utm_campaign=en&utm_medium=ha&utm_source=en-ha-na-us-bk-svn&utm_term=%7Bkeyword%7D">Street View</a> al lui Google a fost lansat in 2007. Mai intai, aceasta harta cu imagini interactive a functionat in SUA, apoi incet-incet s-a extins pe intreg mapamondul. In Romania primul serviciu web ce a oferit imagini panoramice la nivel de strada pentru orase a fost <a href="http://www.norc.ro/street-view/">Norc</a>. De astazi Google Street View este disponibil si in Romania pentru cateva orase. Vei avea posibilitatea sa vezi imagini care nu difera de cele cand calatoresti cu masina sau te plimbi pe o strada. Deosebit. Eu propun sa le testati pe amandoua si sa constatati dvs. diferentele. Eu inclin catre Google Street View ca detalii si catre Norc ca respectare a intimitatii. Dvs. decideti. Aveti aici si linkurile:<br />
<a href="http://maps.google.ro/maps?f=q&hl=ro&q=&layer=c&cbll=40.758437,-73.985164&cbp=11,42.04,,0,-6.66&ie=UTF8&om=1&panoid=s_TY766yv4kWDddHKN8OVQ&t=h&ll=40.75844,-73.985195&spn=0.042649,0.174923&z=13&utm_campaign=en&utm_medium=ha&utm_source=en-ha-na-us-bk-svn&utm_term=%7Bkeyword%7D">Google Street View<br />
</a> (completati orasul si strada in campul de cautare)<br />
<a href="http://www.norc.ro/street-view/">Norc</a> <br />
(completati orasul si strada in campul de cautare)<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/475/googlestreetviewprivacy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="313" src="http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/475/googlestreetviewprivacy.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-43124079095906607572010-12-08T13:23:00.000+02:002010-12-08T13:23:33.041+02:00NAUFRAGIU<div><br />
</div><span style="font-size: small;">Pe o insulă uitată din Oceanul Pacifíc,<br />
S-a-ntâmplat un naufragiu, nici prea mare, nici prea mic.<br />
Nu ştiu care-a fost motivul: ceaţă, valuri, terorişti,<br />
Cert e c-au scăpat cu viaţă o mulţime de turişti.<br />
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Dar să vezi ce întâmplare, iaca, pe cuvântul meu,<br />
Cum se joacă cu destine Bunul nostru Dumnezeu!<br />
Că din marea încleştare, din a valurilor sevă,<br />
Au scăpat ca prin minune doi Adami cu câte-o Evă:<br />
<br />
Doi broscani şi c-o broscancă, doi franţuji şi-o franţuzoaică,<br />
Doi englezi şi-o englezoaică, doi rusnaci şi c-o rusoaică,<br />
Doi nemţoi cu o nemţoaică, doi arabi şi-o arăboaică<br />
Şi doi greci cu o grecoaică cu mustaţă de tigroaică.<br />
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Başca au ieşit din valuri, cu noroc, doi mexicani<br />
Şi c-o mexicancă trăznet, la vreo optsprezece ani.<br />
Şi-ncă doi yanchei pur-sânge au scăpat şi ei uşor,<br />
Evident că împreună cu americanca lor.<br />
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Şi-n final, să vezi necazu': cocotaţi frumos pe-o stâncă,<br />
Uite c-au scăpat ai dracu' doi români şi c-o româncă!<br />
Şi-a trecut vreo săptămână de când au naufragiat,<br />
Şapte zile-n care-a naibii, multe s-au mai întâmplat.<br />
Că broscanul cel mai tare, celuilalt îi sparse faţa,<br />
Să rămână numai unul pe felie cu ragazza.<br />
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Cât despre franţuji, aceştia, cum îi ştim noi plini de zel,<br />
Fac de-o săptămână-ntreagă sex în grup cu mademoiselle.<br />
Englezoii înc-aşteaptă, poate pică tam-nesam,<br />
Cineva să-i introducă, s-o cunoască pe madam.<br />
<br />
Ruşii-ncearcă în echipă să o schimbe pe rusoaică,<br />
Pe vreun kilogram de votcă, chiar făcută din pufoaică.<br />
Nemţii s-au uitat la valuri, pe-urmă la nemţoaica lor<br />
Şi-au plecat în largul zării, înotând cu mare zor.<br />
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Beduinii, vai de dânşii, cum nu au prea multe-n bilă<br />
Negociază arăboaica, cum s-o schimbe pe-o cămilă.<br />
Grecii se iubesc pe rupte, iar grecoaica mică, grasă,<br />
Blestemându-şi a ei soartă, îi priveşte pofticioasă.<br />
<br />
Mexicanii se-apucară cu bărbaţii să trateze,<br />
Cum să vândă mexicanca sau măcar s-o-nchirieze.<br />
Pe yankei, a lor femeie, de cinci zile îi disperă,<br />
Povestindu-le de drepturi, liberate, carieră.<br />
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Iar românii cei uniţi, în cultură şi idei,<br />
Au format fix ... trei partide şi se ceartă între ei ! </span><br />
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<i>Richard Alfred Cornea</i><br />
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Postaritele deschid scrisoarea, o citesc si li se face mila de copil. <br />
Hotarasc ele sa puna mana de la mana si sa-i cumpere copilului darurile. <br />
Strang ele banii cumpara trenuletul, cumpara masinuta, dar de ciocolata nu le mai ajung banii. <br />
Trimit cadoul copilului. <br />
La cateva zile de la Craciun copilul duce la posta o alta scrisoare cu multumirile pt Mos Craciun: <br />
"Dlaga Mosule, iti multumesc pentlu cadouli, tlenuletul este magnific, masinuta este supel. <br />
<span style="color: red;"><span style="color: red;">Eu sunt convins ca mi-ai tlimis si ciocolata, da cled ca pizdele alea de la posta au mancat-o.”</span></span> </span></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />
</span></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIBonkDy5NQJBpkuiGBLCGVQrkn84IE7GAtkSy61HMLxX6N1_bQ6siWG4HwNdNfmI_ovT-A0r0TDYhMPniJh5Ija2KYjd_iI_wzozQ56YA4lWEkG1Mnc1hfh9IRdHyvDnchDexkPURkiHx/s1600/santa-reading283746234.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIBonkDy5NQJBpkuiGBLCGVQrkn84IE7GAtkSy61HMLxX6N1_bQ6siWG4HwNdNfmI_ovT-A0r0TDYhMPniJh5Ija2KYjd_iI_wzozQ56YA4lWEkG1Mnc1hfh9IRdHyvDnchDexkPURkiHx/s1600/santa-reading283746234.gif" /></a></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-80483596751039315302010-12-02T19:48:00.000+02:002010-12-02T19:48:47.857+02:00Bancurile zilei<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6373/smokinggrass.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6373/smokinggrass.jpg" width="248" /></a></div>La o masa intr-un bar, statea un nene care dadea pe gat pahar dupa pahar. De fiecare data cand termina un pahar, se uita in buzunarul camasii. Intrigat, barmanul l-a intrebat: <br />
- De ce va tot uitati in buzunarul camasii dupa fiecare pahar? <br />
- Am acolo o poza cu nevasta-mea. Cand mi se pare frumoasa, ma duc acasa! <br />
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Intr-un bar, o femeie solida facea cu mana barmanului, dorind sa comande. Barmanul nu o vedea, dar toata lumea vedea parul bogat de la subsioara femeii. <br />
La un moment dat, un tip beat striga de la capatul celalalt al barului: <br />
- Hei barman, da-i ceva de baut balerinei! <br />
- De unde stii ca e balerina? <br />
- Pai numai o balerina putea ridica piciorul atat de sus! <br />
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Un tip intra intr-un wc public cabina alturata un alt tip constipat, se forteaza destul de zgomotos. <br />
Primul tip, terminand ce avea de facut, la iesirea din wc, din reflex, stinge lumina, moment in care se aude un urlet infiorator. Curios, se intoarce, aprinde lumina si intreaba pe cel din wc ce s-a intamplat. Acesta, speriat ca naiba, raspunde: <br />
- 'tu-i mama ma-sii, am crezut ca mi-au sarit ochii! <br />
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Doi condamnaţi la moarte. <br />
- Vreo ultimă dorinţă? <br />
- Aş vrea să ascult un disc cu Guţă. <br />
- De acord! Şi tu? <br />
- Pe mine vă rog să mă omorâţi înaintea lui! <br />
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Ajung doi unguri in Bucuresti... <br />
Fără nici un ban, foame mare, ce se gandeste unul: <br />
- Hai sa ne despartim si sa cersim, iar la sfarsitul zilei ne intalnim sa vedem cat a strâns fiecare... <br />
Zis si facut! Se despart ei, pleaca fiecare unde crede de cuviinta. Pe înserat se intalnesc, dupa cum au stabilit. -Tu cat ai strans? <br />
-10 lei... <br />
Si cum ai facut? <br />
-Am fost într-un parc si am scris pe un carton: <br />
NU AM SERVICI, AM 3 COPII DE CRESCUT, VA ROG SA MA AJUTATI! <br />
Dar tu cat ai strans? <br />
-7.658 de lei <br />
-Iooy!!! Istenem! <br />
Dar cum ai facut? <br />
- Am scris pe un carton: <br />
SUNT UNGUR! IMI LIPSESTE 1 LEU SA MA INTORC ÎN UNGARIA. <br />
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Vine un student in caminul de fete.. <br />
Paznicul intreaba: - La cine mergeti? <br />
Studentul: - La cine ma sfatuiti? <br />
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Un bărbat se duce la doctor şi zice: <br />
-Doctore, nu ştiu ce se întâmplă. Când dau gaze, ele nu miros! <br />
Doctorul îi cere să mai tragă unul. Pacientul trage un vânt serios, apoi doctorul dispare un timp, după care se întoarce cu un băţ lung, cu un cârlig în vârf. <br />
-Vai, doctore, ce o să faceţi cu băţul ala? <br />
-O să deschid geamul! Problema ta e la nas! <br />
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-Doctore, nu ştiu ce să mă fac! Soţia mă înşeală! <br />
-Cum aşa? <br />
-Se duce în fiecare seară la barul lui Vasile şi agaţă bărbaţi, apoi face sex cu ei! <br />
-Domnule, calmaţi-vă! Să o luăm uşurel. Unde e barul lui Vasile? <br />
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El si ea. <br />
Ea: Dragul meu, stii ce citesc in ochii tai? <br />
El: Ce iubito? <br />
Ea: Ca vrei sa te casatoresti cu mine. <br />
El: Analfabeto! <br />
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Dupa ce loveste un pieton, o masina isi continua drumul inca vreo 10 metri... <br />
Soferul scoate capul pe fereastra si tipa: <br />
- Fii ba atent! <br />
Pietonul se ridica repede, speriat, impleticindu-se si intreaba: <br />
- De ce ba?, dai inapoi ? <br />
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Un roman in tren. Se relaxeaza omu, isi scoate pantofii si incaltza o pereche de papuci comozi, cand observa in locul din stanga un ungur, in locul din dreapta un ungur. <br />
Dupa juma de ora romanu politicos catre unguri: <br />
- Eu ma duc sa iau o bere, voi vretzi ceva? <br />
Ungurul din stanga: <br />
- Da, o cola fara gheata. <br />
Dupa ce pleca sa ia bauturile ungurul din stanga ii ia un pantof si scuipa bine in el si il pune la loc. <br />
Aduce romanu' bauturile, dupa juma de ora ii intreaba din nou. <br />
Ungurul din dreapta: <br />
- Adu si mie o cola cu gheata. <br />
Romanu pleaca dupa bauturi, ungurul din dreapta scuipa si el bine in celalalt pantof. <br />
Inainte de destinatie, romanul isi pune pantofii si isi da seama de situatzie, dupa care politicos li se adreseaza: <br />
- Ma intreb: oare cand o sa inceteze ura asta intre romani si unguri, cand o sa putem sa ne purtam si noi civilizat, fara sa ne scuipam in pantofi, fara sa ne pisam in cola... <br />
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Doi nemţi discută într-un showroom: <br />
- Ce-i asta, Dacia Duster? <br />
- Duster...da <br />
- Românească, nu? <br />
- Da, românească.. <br />
- Bună, nu? Garda înaltă, cauciucuri groase... <br />
- Mda.. <br />
- Măi, ce ţi-e şi cu românii ăştia...ar face orice numai să nu-şi repare drumurile.Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-78792526674769187792010-12-02T18:52:00.000+02:002010-12-02T18:52:57.396+02:00HARA - Tara din Povesti<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/2804/55d55b3c16874d9e9bb0091.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="147" src="http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/2804/55d55b3c16874d9e9bb0091.png" width="200" /></a></div>De 1 Decembrie, trupa Hara a lansat o melodie sociala: "Tara din povesti". Un taram fara taxe pe vise, fara umilinta, suparare sau dezamagiri. Ideea piesei a pornit de la Maria, fetita de doar 3 ani a solistului Flavius Buzila. Ea i-a cerut tatalui sau o tara din povesti. <br />
<div align="center"><object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F7575526&show_artwork=false&width=398&height=84&color=3b5998"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F7575526&show_artwork=false&width=398&height=84&color=3b5998" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object><a href="http://soundcloud.com/trupa-hara/hara-tara-din-povesti">HARA - Tara din Povesti</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/trupa-hara">Trupa Hara</a>></div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-34604112530099940122010-11-28T01:06:00.000+02:002010-11-28T01:06:17.185+02:00Frontier Ville<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6008/42ea46e22b324024b214e66.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="351" src="http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6008/42ea46e22b324024b214e66.png" width="400" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> Vreau cat mai multi vecini pe Frontier Ville. Va astept aici http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000246254400</div>Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-40019663699021248412010-11-22T17:00:00.000+02:002010-11-22T17:00:17.343+02:00Tarfa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4040/classicpinksheepsbacksi.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4040/classicpinksheepsbacksi.png" /></a></div>Un ziarist face o vizita la o stana, unde ciobanul e tocmai cu oile la pascut.<br />
- Ce faci, bace?<br />
- Uite, aice cu turma...<br />
- Pot sa vorbesc cu cainele tau?<br />
- Cainele nu vorbeste !<br />
Ziaristul se apleaca la caine:<br />
- Ce mai faci, Azor?<br />
- Multzam, fain. (ciobanul ramane cu gura cascata)<br />
- Ciobanul te ingrijeste bine?<br />
- Nu ma plang. Imi da mancare buna, nu ma bate si din cand in cand ne mai si jucam. Ciobanul sta stupefiat.<br />
- Bace! Pot sa vorbesc cu magarul tau?<br />
- Magarul nu vorbeste...<br />
Ziaristul se apropie de magar:<br />
- Ce mai faci, magare?<br />
- Nu ma plang. (ciobanul intra in stare de soc)<br />
- Ciobanul se comporta bine cu tine?<br />
- Da. Imi da fan, abrac, iar daca e vreme rea, ma baga in sura...<br />
Ciobanul <span style="border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136);">cade</span> pe spate.<br />
- Bace! Pot sa vorbesc cu oaia aia de langa tine?<br />
- Apai bagaboanta aia minte de ingheatza apele!!!Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-25738687976696550762010-11-19T16:30:00.000+02:002010-11-19T16:30:44.068+02:00Creaza-ti un BOT personal pe Xat in 3 pasi<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdAEPZHnJQ2aiIFSupy4WcO1XjqTb2lKCvU8_PSWrsjokUJb5c7Vob-eD8FD1irQbQsxQaIe9o1mgun8KTaDe_ww30kOB3VdAZG9yy9YfKanhsu4gTMzwwKGDiPsDzjK8Fr1Qy-Ww6lCVv/" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="91" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdAEPZHnJQ2aiIFSupy4WcO1XjqTb2lKCvU8_PSWrsjokUJb5c7Vob-eD8FD1irQbQsxQaIe9o1mgun8KTaDe_ww30kOB3VdAZG9yy9YfKanhsu4gTMzwwKGDiPsDzjK8Fr1Qy-Ww6lCVv/" width="200" /></a></div>Daca detii un chat preluat de xat (Ex. <a href="http://xat.com/copilarii">Copilarii</a>) si nu are cine sa iti faca treaba cand tu nu esti conectat, ai posibilitatea sa iti creezi un robot cu ajutorul celor de la XATtenger. Acesta te va intampina cu mesaj de "bine ai venit", va da kick pentru limbaj neadecvat si ban, daca unii useri persista in a injura. Partea proasta este ca nu cunoaste decat 4 limbi (printre care, bineinteles, nu este si limba romana). <br />
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Pasul 1:<br />
Creaza un user pe <a href="http://xat.com/" target="_blank">http://xat.com</a> cu conditia ca numele sa fie insotit de terminatia "BOT" (Ex. CopilariiBOT) si completeaza formularul:<br />
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Loginati-va pe pagina unde administrati chatul si selectati deblocare si neprotejare, ca si in imaginea de mai jos.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Introduceti date de admin ale botului, stabiliti-i homepage si URL catre avatar, datele xatului ... si gata. Datele se pot modifica si ulterior. Stabiliti-i optiunile in functie de preferintele dvs.: limba,<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span style="background-color: #e6ecf9; color: black;" title=""> politica de publicitate, restrictii privind limba si a nickname-ului, lista neagra cu cuvinte banate, iar pe viitor se lucreaza si la powers, spam, flood, membrii, moderatori etc. Daca nu va descurcati ma gasiti pe http://erika.wall.fm/ care include xatul http://xat.com/copilarii si voi incerca sa va ajut.</span></span></div><br />
P.S. adresa unde va puteti crea robotul este http://www.xattenger.com<br />
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Bafta!Erikahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594579619376608476noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323909090171602827.post-33638215825916890502010-11-19T15:13:00.000+02:002010-11-19T15:13:09.682+02:00Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2010<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2263/sspreviewpaganilamborghq.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2263/sspreviewpaganilamborghq.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>In aceasta luna, in Need for Speed Hot Pursuit, politistii s-au întors in forta. Jocul revolutioneaza cursele online, prin adrenalina şi intensitate. In acest joc jucatorii vor experimenta ipostazele de urmaritor sau urmarit in misiuni single player cat si multiplayer.<br />
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Cerinte minime de sistem:<br />
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OS – Windows XP/Vista/7<br />
Processor – Intel Core 2 Duo @ 1.8 Ghz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 4000+<br />
RAM Memory – 1.5 GB<br />
Hard Drive – 6.5 GB free<br />
Video Memory – 256 MB<br />
Video Card – nVidia GeForce 7800 / ATI Radeon X1900<br />
Sound Card – DirectX Compatible<br />
Network – Absolute minimum internet broadband connection speed of 512 Kbps for online multiplayer<br />
DirectX – 9.0c<br />
Other – Keyboard, mouse, DVD ROM drive<br />
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Puteti urmari o cursa de la început până la sfârşit din acest joc. Acest video arată un gameplay uimitor de urmariri la mare viteza si masini din ultima generatie.<br />
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